In the last year I’ve been going through a period of messy sex.
Not saying it’s not been great, but I find it interesting
That in my years of sexual encounters, that the year of 2008 was the
Year of the squirters and farters. Maybe I’m just getting better or something
At least that’s what I’d like to think. But either way, id thought id share a few of my experiences. So, the first girl a real hottie, mixed black and Asian chick,
I actually didn’t think I was going to hit it.
It was one of those times where she crashes out before you get any opportunity to bust a move and you find yourself laying next to them thinking how you might spark something off while there snoring there ass off.
Well, I did the one leg, in between her leg move and it didn’t take long before I was given a signal with a strong leg clinch back. That’s all I needed to make my next, hand to back of ass creep and find my fingers cleverly dangling near the back side of her cooch.
I knew it was on after she started grinding me between my leg and my finger tips. So to jump a bit forward. I’m hit’n it, maybe like 5 min, this girls talking about
”I’m about to cum” I’m thinking, thank god because I had maybe about 7 good strokes left in me!
Next thing you know, this girls starts ripping farts as she’s Cumming, I’m mean wet ,juicy farts, I swear, I felt hershy squirt on my balls.
I completely forgot about my nut and rolled off laughing my ass off. She was embarrassed and made me promise not to tell anyone, well sorry but I had to let this one out.
The next incident was more like a 3 month relationship with this Italian chick, real cute, kinda short Sara plain version thing going on, with the school teacher glasses
I’m going to be frankly honest, I love to eat the puss, with a passion, if I don’t get the chance to eat the puss, I’m going home with my lip poked out.
I guess, it’s what you call a fetish, anyhow, I’m with this girl and I don’t know if you know but when most girls are about to cum or Cumming they release some kind of fluid, I don’t know what the hell it is, but I swear it cures illnesses, seriously, once I had a sore throat, drank some of that female fluid down and sore throat gone instantly, also I think it adds a glow to your skin!
so I’m doing my thing and this girl, releases the most potent tasting fluid I’ve ever come across, I mean, this shit was so strong, I swear for about 60 seconds I felt like I dropped at hit of acid, not to mention she squirted and gushed this stuff all over my face.
I have to admit, I was pretty turned on by the whole thing, my first real squirter, So I ended up dating this girl for a while, the sex was great but messy as hell, every single time I’d hit it, when she came, shed squirt all over the fucking place and fart! Let me repeat that and fart, oh man! It was a messy, messy scene. Multiple towels would have to be laid down on the bed before we could go at it.
It got to the point where I just wanted to hit it in the shower. I ended up braking it off with her, not because of the messy sex but only because I wasn’t looking for anything serious, but I do wonder what goes through the women’s head who knows when she cum’s she going to rip wet farts every time
